Let's get together and create chaos.

You can't be old and wise if you were never young and wild.

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via gnarly)

  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

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(via laughcentre)