Let's get together and create chaos.

You can't be old and wise if you were never young and wild.
  • someone: do you practice any sports?
  • me: does pressing reblog on tumblr count as sport?

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

(via africanwayoflife)

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(via dutchster)

relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

(via fake-mermaid)